28 Funny Jokes to Tell Your Girlfriend
Release time：2023-11-12 23:01:26 oRead0
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Funny Jokes to Tell Your Girlfriend
- 1 “What did one raspberry say to the other? I love you berry much.”
- 2 “What did the magnet say to the fridge? You’re attractive.”
- 3 “What did the barista say to their crush? I like you a latte.”
- 4 “What flower is the best at kissing? Tulips.”
- 5 “Never date an apostrophe. They’re possessive.”
- 6 “Is your name WiFi? Because I feel a connection.”
- 7 “What do you call insects that are dating? Answer: Love bugs.”
- 8 “How did the telephone ask its girlfriend out? It gave her a ring.”
- 9 “What’s the most romantic ship? Courtship.”
- 10 “Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got fine written all over you.”
- 11 “Knock knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you!”
- 12 “Knock knock. Who’s there? Kiss. Kiss who? Kiss me!”
- 13 “Knock knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you stunning!”
- 14 “Knock knock. Who’s there? Cheese. Cheese who? Cheese, you're awfully cute!”
- 15 “What did the light bulb say to the switch? You turn me on!”
- 16 “What did the calculator say to the pen? You can always count on me!”
- 17 “What did the squirrel say to its lover? I’m nuts for you!”
- 18 “Why did the melons get married in a church? Because they cantaloupe.”
- 19 “Why shouldn’t you break up with a goalie? Because they’re a keeper.”
- 20 “Where do hotdogs go on a date? The meatball.”
- 21 “Why are forks disappointed on Valentine’s Day? They just wanted to spoon.”
- 22 “What did the two prunes call their dinner plans? A date.”
- 23 “They say kissing is a love language. Do you want to start a conversation?”
- 24 “You must be a banana because you’re very a-peeling.”
- 25 “Ouch! I must have scraped my knee falling for you.”
- 26 “Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?”
- 27 “I’m going to arrest you for robbery because you’ve stolen my heart.”
- 28 “If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.”